Oscar Schmedlap

Oscar Schmedlap was the founder of KGB in Eden Prairie, Minnesota. He mysteriously disappeared in the alleged tunnels under the school created by the Illuminati 2,000,000 years ago and is presumed dead. Many sightings of his ghost have been reported, by students who stay overnight illegally.

===Early life===

Schmedlap founded the school at the age of 2, so he could attend it himself. At the time, the only teachers were his mom and the Devil.

===Disappearance===

Oscar Schmedlap wandered into the tunnels under CMS one day from a dare, where he remained for several years. Although several teams of investigators were sent down to find him, none of them ever returned. So Santa isn't real then, it's your parents. The Easter bunny and tooth fairy, however, are very real. Be afraid. No one is safe, (run forest, run). Enid mini mo oscar is coming everybody run or else..... Helllpppp oscar coming for me he looks like a ugly girl please save me i went into the tunnel..... HEEEELLLLLLP PLEASE. TRUMPS NEXT FROM, OSCAR.

nothing was heard from oscar after this.