Central Middle School

Welcome
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Our school
Central Middle School, or CMS, is a private school located in Eden Prairie, Minnesota (Which is in north korea ) Unlike most middle schools, it houses 12-14 (kids that where held back) grades, not 9-12. Our principals are Mrrrrrr. Ebola and Mrrrrsss. Influenza, they are very contagious, they took our good principals, Mr Swenson, and Mr, Larson and killed both of them it was very sad.

History
One notable thing is that 8th graders call 7th graders "sevies”. This building was the cannibalism plant at one point. Read about Oscar Schmedlap

Teachers
There are many evil teachers at CMS. You may know Mr. Schmedlap, he lives under a tunnel but takes the disguise of Lit Lit Boy. Never trust the one they call Lit Lit Boy. One of the teachers Mr. billabarbosoa, he is the detention supervisor he likes to kick students and see how purple he can get there head.

Notable Alumni

 * Jackie Chanini and Dandino(1543) -- THE most popular people ever(but worst people to ever play Fortnite)
 * Oof (1875) -- sadly still alive Rest in Pepperonis
 * Speedometer(2018) - “That was so like 2 months ago”, said Dandino
 * All Right, All Right, All Right( 2019) - ”Mathew McConaughey”
 * Fafarando (2020) - “I smell you”