Europe

Europe is the "Land of the crackas". It is named so because the crackas originated there.

Non-existence in B.C. times
Since B.C. means "Before Crackas", and Europe only existed after crackas were created, Europe did not exist until the year 0.

Creation
With the birth of Jesus, many more crackas sprung into existence. They needed a place to live, so God created Europe.

Colonization of the world
Not satisfied with his land, Jesus sent troops to colonize Canada, Mexico, Africa, and Australia. Europe possessed these territories until 2011 A.D.

Today
Today, Europeans are known for good food, kings, and fancy parties.